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Hilarious Ted Cruz Erotica Is the Perfect Caucus Escape
‘Merica – February 1, 2016 – “If we are ever going to write a bestseller, we must write bizarre Republican Presidential candidate erotica,” said one shadowy region of author Ennui Mankini’s brain to another. And thus, the erotic novella, THE MANY HUES OF TED CRUZ, featuring none other than Senator and Presidential candidate Ted Cruz, has ejaculated its way on to Amazon. The synopsis reads:
Senator “Ted” Cruz is on the Presidential campaign trail, but losing focus fast thanks to a blossoming sexual obsession with the colors of the rainbow pride flag. While at wits’ end for satisfaction, he crosses paths with a box of crayons in a convenience store and a night of passion ensues. Can these waxy lovers sate his colorful needs?
And, yes, ‘Ted’ really does get his caucus on with a box of crayons.
“This book is the perfect storm for those with a twisted sense of humor, a dirty mind, and general disdain for Ted Cruz,” says Mankini. “It portrays ‘Ted’ saying and doing awful and ridiculous things in nearly every sentence. It’s very much like a short biography of the real life Ted Cruz, but it’s not. I know. I checked.”
Mankini hopes this is just the first of many Republican erotic novellas and has another currently in the works.
“I realize writing funny erotic books about politicians is considered a noble cause, but I’m really just doing it for all the fame and success it brings. Ted Cruz was the best first subject because he is the perfect caricature of a Republican and a human, yet is so intensely hated by both species,” says Mankini. “Also, it’s fun to write the one-liners he discharges as he shoves crayons up his butt.”
To celebrate the Iowa caucus on Feb 1, THE MANY HUES OF TED CRUZ is available for FREE on Kindle for one day only!
What’s more, it’s also available in paperback and the proceeds for all sales on Feb 1 will be donated to Planned Parenthood and True Colors!